What is one to do when your best friend leaves you?
I decided to answer this question through my various split-personalities, I mean, fictional characters.
Fictional characters, yeah. Sure, whatever. I'll keep telling myself that. Ugh.
From Inevitable:
Anabel: "What friends? I don't need such stupidity weighing me down."
Sabrina: "Stop being so melodramatic, Anabel."
Anabel: "Are you kidding me? You're the one who fucking tried to kill me."
Sabrina: "Details, details. Personally, I would be sad about it for a second, and then go absolutely wreck that person's life~"
Anabel: "That was
so grammatically incorrect. It should be illegal."
Sabrina: "Like you haven't said something grammatically incorrect. Freaking grammar nazi."
Anabel: "I am not a grammar nazi. I'm simply trying to warn the world from your stupidity."
From After Wonderland:
Imogen: "Um, well, I'd be kind of mad...or sad? Um..."
Artemis: "You're so stupid, Imogen. Stupid, stupid, stupid."
Imogen: "Or I would deck Artemis. Yeah, I like that idea better."
Artemis: "Imogen is stupid, stupid, stupid. Disgusting, stupid, and stupid."
Imogen: "Shut up, Artemis. This is my answer, not yours."
Artemis: "Stupid, stupid-"
Imogen: "-as I was saying, I would be kind of disappointed in both of us. I would've probably had something to do with it, but it's also the other person's fault, you know? For not calling, or at least being courteous enough to tell you 'hey, the friendship is over, kthxbai.'"
From Catastrophe:
Harley: "I would probably punch them in the face."
Daniel: "Isn't that a bit violent over some petty girl-fight?"
Harley: "Of course not."
Kalina: "Um, Harley, I really think punching people in the face wouldn't fix anything."
Colton: "No shit."
Harley: "I think punching people in the face is absolutely necessary. There should be a holiday reserved for this sacred event."
Lucas: "You're psychotic."
I hope you enjoyed. Today's blog title comes from Doctor Who episode "Vincent and the Doctor." :3
